Things I liked about NYC

 

This spring I embarked on a short visit to New York City. I rented an apartment with my homie, Colin, on a charming street in the East Village and spent my days seeking out art galleries, classic New York cuisine and trying not to feel like a tourist.

Each morning we set out on foot, casually exploring our immediate neighbourhood en-route to an art gallery or subway station. The streets were lined with brick tenements, pockets of greenery and small business, and though gentrified, our neighbourhood was by no means antiseptic. There were enough unpleasant odors, layers of ancient filth, and neglected or otherwise homely buildings for me to enjoy the occasional Woody Allen moment.

On the first day, Colin, who handled navigation duties, tracked down Abraço Espresso. Operating out of a tiny storefront, this coffee bar became our destination of choice for morning sustenance. Abraço Espresso takes a straightforward approach to coffee (no skim, soy, vanilla anything) and offers a selection of simple food items suitable for eating standing up or on the go. I had the most delicious Olive oil cake on our first visit thus necessitating return visits.

With little more than 300 – 400 square feet, the space featured a “kitchen” with commercial gas range, sink and dishwasher and a full service espresso bar. I can’t emphasize how tiny this space was, yet it somehow managed to accommodate four staff members and up to eight patrons. This coffee bar epitomized the scrappy, entrepreneurial spirit that seemed to fuel many of the restaurants, shops and small businesses that lined the streets.

Most businesses, in fact, spill out onto the street creating a colourful and chaotic streetscape. Everything imaginable is available for purchase on a sidewalk and of course I  indulged in the obligatory street meat and hot nuts.

We stumbled onto a little farmers market in a park located only a few blocks from our apartment. We ate apples and artisanal cheese in the old timey park shaded by massive trees and populated with pigeons, crazy people, chess players and girls in sunglasses.

The infamous Katz’s Deli was also within blocks from our apartment and we enjoyed  pastrami sandwiches on rye. The best meat sandwich ever seemed to stoked Colin’s deli-lust and we ended up seeking out another notorious restaurant, Second Ave Deli. A more subdued dining experience, I ate a retardedly large meatball sandwich, the standard tray of pickles and a latke with applesauce. We also had the occasion to cop another deli standard, a knish. This mashed potato gut bomb ruined my appetite for a proper supper.

My favourite cheap, big city food is pizza by the slice. Where better to enjoy a greasy slice than the city that literally* gave birth to the North American pizza phenomenon? Sal’s Pizza located across the street was a welcome site as we dragged our tired bodies home for beers and repose. We took a stab at a fancy sit down pizza at Pulino’s and though the pizza was quite nice, it was the fresh mozzarella appetizer that won the day.

*not literally

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  1. nicole says:

    Was the Whitney Biennale going on when you guys were there? And the Maria Abramovic retrospective at the MOMA? or the Armoury Art Fair???? Argh—I am jealous!!!!

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The Career Fuck Up

I think the hardest part about owning a restaurant, or business in general, is finding competent people to fill the not-so-glamourous roles. This post can be so tricky to fill, that sometimes the job goes to the only person who is willing, The Career Fuck Up. This person usually gets the job from a sympathetic friend who feels the Career Fuck Up needs another chance. The Career Fuck up will pay back the favor by always showing up hung-over, perhaps drunk, then ditching work, and/or stealing.

To illustrate, here is a recent text conversation with The Career Fuck Up. Career Fuck Up is trying to get out of a shift he has offered to cover for a co-worker. This is 45 minutes before the shift. Names have been changed unless the fuck up misspelled them so badly that they are unrecognizable.

CFU:Hey man it’s C.D.F. I was supposed to work brunch today but now I can’t cuz it’s Beargens bday so he wants the night off, but here’s the thing it’s (my sister) bday today and (my other sister) flew home last night so were supposed to celebrate it tonight but I have to work I don’t know what to do but text you for s solution now I just wanted a weekend with my family, really needed that brunch shift today..

Me:Talk to your manager about switching the shift. If that doesn’t work, maybe you can leave work early

CFU:Man this sucks cuz now I look like the bad guy

Me:Kinda

CFU:This wasn’t the way it was supposed to be, it’s like now I feel worse for shit

I don’t reply but,

CFU: I’m fucked man

I don’t reply but,

CFU: I texted my manager but still think im fucked for it

I don’t reply but,

CFU:See how bad this looks on me, dang!

Me: Just work the shift and ask to leave early.

CFU:Early is like 9 though man, is that cool?

Me: I don’t know. Probably not, we close at 1. I’m not really your boss though. You should be talking to Chef L, Manager A, Manager A, Chef K, or Chef M. Don’t you live with Chef L?

CFU:Oh well. I hope something out cuz this looks super bad on me and it fuckin sucks.

Earlier in the year we had another Career Fuck Up work for us. She was full of hilarious bullshit, but this is the only text I have left to remind me.

C.F.U:Hey C.F.U here can I get Dec 15th off for the lmafo show

Me: No problem, Dishwasher K can cover it.

CFU: Ok thank you I’d like to put my 2 weeks notice in.

Classic

Ferran AdriaXDuck Duck Goose Tapas

Ferran AdriaXDuck Duck Goose Tapas

Complete hyperbole in the title. Ferran Adria is the world’s most renowned chef and inventor of molecular gastronomy, while Duck Duck Goose is the most renowned tapas bar on 10th Street. Despite our vast chasm of accomplishment and ambition, there is one connection between our respective restaurants. We now carry Ferran Adria’s signature brew by Spain’s Estrella brewery, Inedit. Crafted as a blend of both wheat beer and lager style, and with orange peel notes, (beer has notes now? hmm) Inedit is brewed to pair with foods like grilled asparagus, arugula salads, and soft cheeses. All represented on our delicious tapas menu. Served in a cool 750 mL champagne style bottle, these will disappear fast! duckduckgoosetapas.com

Could Wonderbread go tits up?

Could Wonderbread go tits up?

Hostess, the innovators of synthetic bread science who brought the world Wonder Bread and Twinkies, is preparing to file for bankruptcy protection in the United States. Interesting.

Until Christmas we are bending our reservation policy at Duck Duck Goose. We are holding one reservation per night for a holiday get together. We can accommodate up to ten people, at 7pm. Call 649-DUCK to book!

The Knife Maker

The third installment in the “Made by Hand” series featuring knife maker Joel Bukiewicz of Cut Brooklyn. I recommend watching this sucker in HD full screen mode.

Rosehip Syrup

Rosehip Syrup

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Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

My little garden experiment yielded mixed results. Although the fava beans were lost to aphids (and neglect), I produced beautiful two wonderful varieties of carrots: Dragon Purple and Belgian White. My Bull’s Blood beets are equally lovely and will be a nice addition to our Thanksgiving dinner.

Oxfam Charity Dinner(term used loosely!)

Oxfam Charity Dinner(term used loosely!)

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Hawksworth

Hawksworth

Some photos from our dinner at THE hot new restaurant in Vancouver

Duck Duck Goose

Duck Duck Goose

Things are coming together in Todd and Megan’s new venture, Duck Duck Goose. Follow their construction blog for the latest news, possible menu items and pics of the new place in progress!

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