Celebrity Waiter

Celebrity Waiter

Our dear buddy Jamie Mah got props from Craig Silliphant in his recent review of Sushiro Izakaya(?) restaurant.

He writes, “Our waiter, Jamie, was the same gentleman that serves us every time we dine at Sushiro, leaving us to wonder if he ever takes a night off. He’s always an excellent server, approachable and knowledgeable.”

The kitchen got huge propers for everything from their “sexy combinations of flavours”, describing the food as an “inspired bit of culinary magic that sent me off on an adventure in flavour. I swear, my eyes rolled back with ecstasy so far that I almost fell out of my chair.”, and the new sesame praline ice cream as “this incredibly fresh ice cream was mind-blowing. The mixture of pralines and sesame was a match that could only have been inspired by the Shinto spirits.” 

Also Matt Feyld got props for his “quirky, stick-legged bears on the walls”

Not Bad.

Here’s a lame new trend!

Here's a lame new trend!

I don’t know everything about running a restaurant or marketing, but I do know this is really unwelcoming.  I once read that for every dollar you spend on keeping a regular customer, you have to spend 8 dollars to win over a new one.  If there is any truth to that adage, these signs got to be costing them.  

 

p.s. If you want to close 30 minutes earlier, just close 30 minutes earlier.

Rankest Chicken Wing Flavor: Alfredo

Rankest Chicken Wing Flavor: Alfredo

 Cholesteral, A white soapy substance found in the tissues of the body and in certain foods, such as animal fats, oils, and egg yolks. Cholesterol has been linked to heart disease and atherosclerosis. (It collects on the walls of arteries and interferes with the flow of blood.) High levels of cholesterol in the blood are considered to be unhealthy. (See saturated fats, HDL, and LDL.)

Separated at Birth

Separated at Birth

 Tobie Putock of 15 Melbourne and Brett MacKenzie of The Flight of the Conchords.

Now that I take the time to look Jamie Oliver and Jemaine Clement both kinda look like lesbians. Naturally I mean lesbian stereotypes.